The Twinkie Returns

It was recently announced that Twinkies will soon again grace our convenience store shelves. Hooray science! Yes, science.
It is science that makes those little yellow devils so great. It is science that has raised the indestructible Twinkie from the dead and will keep it alive in your cupboard for years to come. Check the ingredients. I love the way they taste, but check the ingredients. Science.
The greatness of this scientific achievement gives me hope for our gastronomical future. Tastier veggies perhaps. Could I finally be that vegetarian I've always wanted to be? No death to animals, just pure scientific beaker meat? Hmm.
If chemistry can make the unidentifiable ingredients of a Twinkie taste so fantastic, I trust that those wacky scientist can create a tasty hunk of laboratory cow flesh. Mooo've over McDonald's here comes the DuPont Burger.

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